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yo mama's...skinny
 
 
Yo Mama is so skinny, that you had to use dental floss for toilet paper.
yo mama's so ugly
 
 
Yo mama's so ugly that when she went to the store, a woman came up to her and said “Halloween isn't until next month -- why are you wearing your costume now?”
yo mama's so fat... highway 59
 
 
Yo' mama so fat, she thought Highway 59 was a Slip 'n' Slide!
yo mama's so short
 
 
Yo' mama so short, she plays racquetball with the curb!

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