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yo mama's so fat... polka dot...
 
 
Yo' mama so fat, she wears a polka dot dress and people play twister!
yo mama's so fat... shoeshine
 
 
Yo mama's so fat, if she got her shoes shined, she'd have to take the shoeshine boy's word for it.
yo mama's so fat... bacon
 
 
Yo mama is so fat that she keeps a pack of bacon for dental floss.
yo mama's so ugly... stuck her face
 
 
Yo mama is so ugly, she stuck her face in cookie dough and made gorilla cookies.

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