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yo mama's...stupid
 
 
Yo Mama is so stupid, she thinks Limp Bizkit is a medical condition.
yo mama's so fat... no birth certificate
 
 
Yo' mama so fat, when she was born, they didn't get a birth certificate -- they got blueprints!
yo mama's so fat... noah's ark
 
 
Yo mama's so fat, when she tried boarding Noah's Ark, Noah yelled out the window, 'We only need one of those!'
yo mama's so nasty
 
 
Yo' mama so nasty, she walks by a clock it doesn't say tick-tock, it says Tic-Tac!

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