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yo mama's so fat... skip
 
 
Yo mama is so fat that when she dances, the band skips.
yo mama's so ugly
 
 
Yo' mama so ugly, it takes her a half hour to walk a block -- 'cause she stops at all the hydrants!
yo mama's so ugly
 
 
Yo' mama so ugly, you dad takes her to work so he won't have to kiss her goodbye!
yo mama's so poor
 
 
Yo' mama so poor, I sat on a garbage can and your mom said "Get off the roof!"

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