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yo mama's so fat
 
 
Yo' mama so fat, when fighter pilots see her they say, "Bogie at 11, 12, 1, 2, and 3 o'clock."
yo mama's so greasy
 
 
Yo mama's so greasy, she uses bacon as a band-aid!
yo mama's so poor
 
 
Yo' mama so poor, she was walking with one shoe and I asked if she had lost a shoe.
"No," she said. "I found one."
yo mama's so fat... telephone company
 
 
Yo mama's so fat, the telephone company gave her two area codes.


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