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yo mama's so poor... skateboard
 
 
Yo mama is so poor, I picked up a skateboard and she said, “Put down my car!”
yo mama's so fat... lifeguard
 
 
Yo mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
you mama's so stupid... tripped
 
 
Your mama's so stupid she tripped over a line on a basketball court.
yo mama's breath stinks... people
 
 
Yo' mama's breath stinks so bad, people look forward to her farts!

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