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yo mama's so old... act
 
 
Yo mama's so old that her friend told her to act her age and she dropped dead.
yo mama's so nasty
 
 
Yo' mama so nasty, she walks by a clock it doesn't say tick-tock, it says Tic-Tac!
yo mama's so fat... clothes
 
 
Yo mama's so fat her clothes have stretch marks.
yo mama's...ugly
 
 
Yo Mama is so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and the judges said, "Sorry no professonals."

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