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yo mama's so poor
 
 
Yo' mama so poor, all she got your for Christmas was a video of other kids playin' with their toys!
yo mama's...ugly
 
 
Yo Mama is so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and the judges said, "Sorry no professonals."
yo mama's so fat... quarter
 
 
Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a booger out of George Washington's nose.

yo mama's so ugly
 
 
Yo mama's face is so ugly, when she cries the tears run down her back.

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