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Yo Mama


yo mama's so poor
 
 
Yo' mama so poor, she tried to use food stamps on a gumball machine!
yo mama's so fat... telephone company
 
 
Yo mama's so fat, the telephone company gave her two area codes.

yo mama's so old
 
 
Yo' mama so old, that when she was born, the Dead Sea was just getting sick!
yo mama's so ugly
 
 
Yo' mama so ugly, it takes her a half hour to walk a block -- 'cause she stops at all the hydrants!

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