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yo mama's so fat... stomach
 
 
Your mama is so fat, her stomach arrives home 30 minutes before she does.
yo mama's so fat... no birth certificate
 
 
Yo' mama so fat, when she was born, they didn't get a birth certificate -- they got blueprints!
yo mama's so stupid... stabbed
 
 
Yo mama's so dumb she got stabbed in a gunfight.
yo mama's so old
 
 
Yo mama's so old, her birth certificate expired.

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