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yo mama's so poor
 
 
Yo mama's so poor, she lives in a two-story Dorito Bag
yo mama's so fat
 
 
Yo' mama so fat, all the restaurants have signs that say "Max. Occupancy 240 OR Yo' Mama."
yo mama's so fat... blue whale
 
 
The difference between yo mama and a blue whale? About ten lbs.
yo mama's so stupid
 
 
Yo mama is so stupid that she tried to find the “11” button so she could dial 911!

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