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yo mama's so fat... bus
 
 
Your mama is so fat, a bus drove by and she said, 'Stop that Twinkie!'
yo mama's so fat... planets
 
 
Yo mama's so fat, she plays hopscotch like this:

Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars....

yo mama's so skinny
 
 
Yo mama so skinny, when she leans against the wall, it looks like a crack!
beep beep
 
 
Yo mama so big, every time her beeper goes off, people think she's backing up.

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