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yo mama's so fat... planets
 
 
Yo mama's so fat, she plays hopscotch like this:

Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars....

yo mama's so skinny
 
 
Yo mama so skinny, when she leans against the wall, it looks like a crack!
beep beep
 
 
Yo mama so big, every time her beeper goes off, people think she's backing up.
yo mama's so fat... tickle me
 
 
Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses Tickle Me Elmo for a vibrator.

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