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yo mama's so fat... skip
 
 
Yo mama is so fat that when she dances, the band skips.
yo mama's so fat... kick
 
 
Yo' mama so fat, she has a kickstand on her pegleg!
yo mama's teeth...
 
 
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow that when she smiled at a NASCAR race, all the drivers stopped because they thought it was a caution sign.
yo mama's so poor
 
 
Yo mama's so poor she had to put penny candy on layaway.

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