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Yo Mama


you're so ugly
 
 
You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she got a ticket for littering!
yo mama's so poor
 
 
Yo mama is so poor, she goes to the 99 cent store and looks for items with rebates.
yo mama's so fat... turned on
 
 
Yo mama's so fat she gets turned on reading a cook book!
yo mama's scalp condition
 
 
Yo' mama got such bad dandruff, the principal declared a snow day!

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