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yo mama's so fat... tattoo
 
 
Yo mama is so fat, she has a tattoo of the United States on her chest and in the corner it says 'actual size.'
yo mama's so ugly
 
 
Yo mama's so ugly that when she went to the store, a woman came up to her and said “Halloween isn't until next month -- why are you wearing your costume now?”
yo mama's so fat... polka dot...
 
 
Yo' mama so fat, she wears a polka dot dress and people play twister!
yo mama's so fat... redwoods
 
 
Yo' Mama is so fat she uses redwoods to pick her teeth.

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