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Yo Mama


yo mama's so old
 
 
Yo mama's so old, she remembers the grand canyon as a ditch.
yo mama's so fat... shaves
 
 
Yo mama is so fat, she shaves her legs with a lawnmower.
yo mama's so hairy
 
 
Yo mama is so hairy, she's afraid of velcro!
yo mama's so fat... satellite dish
 
 
Yo mama is so fat, she eats her cereal out of a satellite dish.

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