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yo mama's so fat... c-section
 
 
Yo' mama so fat that she couldn't be born by a C-Section. She had to be born by a C-D-E-F-G Section!
yo mama's...ugly
 
 
Yo Mama is so ugly, she has to get a baby drunk to breastfeed it.
yo mama's so fat... elevator
 
 
Yo mama's so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down.
yo mama's so short... run
 
 
Yo mama is so short, that she can run track around the toilet!

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