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Yo Mama


yo mama's so poor
 
 
Yo' mama's so poor, she bit off your daddy's toe cause she saw a corn on it.
yo mama's so ugly
 
 
Yo' mama so ugly, when you were born, her mom said she was a treasure. So her dad wanted to bury her.
yo mama's so fat... smaller
 
 
Yo mama's so fat that she has several smaller fat women orbiting around her.
yo mama's so fat... mayonnaise
 
 
Yo mama is so fat, she puts mayonnaise on asprin.

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