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yo mama's so fat... double
 
 
Yo' mama so fat, she has double chins all the way to her ankles!
yo mama laundromat
 
 
The only difference between your mama and a washing machine is, after you drop a load in the washing machine, it doesn't follow you around!
yo mama's so fat... mayonnaise
 
 
Yo mama is so fat, she puts mayonnaise on asprin.
yo mama's so ugly
 
 
Yo' mama so ugly, a cop stopped her and asked if she had reported the accident!

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