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yo mama's so fat... mayonnaise
 
 
Yo mama is so fat, she puts mayonnaise on asprin.
yo mama's so fat... bacon
 
 
Yo mama is so fat that she keeps a pack of bacon for dental floss.
yo mama's so ugly... stuck her face
 
 
Yo mama is so ugly, she stuck her face in cookie dough and made gorilla cookies.
yo mama's so flat
 
 
Yo' mama so flat, she tattooed "Front" on her chest!

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