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yo mama's so fat... c-section
 
 
Yo' mama so fat that she couldn't be born by a C-Section. She had to be born by a C-D-E-F-G Section!
yo mama's so stupid
 
 
Yo mama is so stupid she stood in front of an automatic door for three hours looking for the doorknob!
yo mama's so short... run
 
 
Yo mama is so short, that she can run track around the toilet!
yo mama's so ugly
 
 
Yo' mama so ugly, her dog humps her leg with its eyes closed!

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