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Yo Mama


yo mama's animal cookies
 
 
Yo mama is so ugly that when she worked at the bakery they dipped her face in the batter to make animal cookies.
yo mama's breath
 
 
Yo' mama's breath is so nasty, when she burps her teeth have to duck.
crab cakes
 
 
Yo mama is so nasty, Red Lobster kicked her out for bringing her own crabs.
yo mama's so fat... waterbed
 
 
Yo mama is so fat, when she wanted a water bed they put a blanket over the Pacific Ocean.

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