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yo mama's so poor
 
 
Yo' mama so poor, she was walking with one shoe and I asked if she had lost a shoe.
"No," she said. "I found one."
yo mama's so old
 
 
Yo' mama so old, she got a belly button between her breasts!
yo mama's so fat... telephone company
 
 
Yo mama's so fat, the telephone company gave her two area codes.

yo mama's so fat... swimming
 
 
Yo mama so fat, she goes swimming and gets harpooned!

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