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yo mama's so fat
 
 
Yo' mama so fat, her beeper goes off and people think she's backing up!
yo mama's...stupid
 
 
Yo Mama is so stupid, she went to the movies and the sign said, "Under 17 not admitted," so she went home to get 16 friends.
yo mama's so poor
 
 
Yo' mama so poor, I saw her shopping and told her to get the hell out of my trash can!
yo mama's so ugly
 
 
Yo' mama so ugly, she had to get you drunk to breastfeed!

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