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yo mama's so fat...speed bumps
 
 
Your mama's so fat when she walked into the all-you-can-eat buffet they had to install speed bumps.
yo mama's...short
 
 
Yo Mama is so short, you can see her feet on her driver's liscense.
yo mama's so ugly
 
 
Yo' mama so ugly, it takes her a half hour to walk a block -- 'cause she stops at all the hydrants!
yo mama's so fat
 
 
Yo' mama so fat, fat is a compliment!

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