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Yo Mama


yo mama's so poor
 
 
Yo mama is so poor she could only afford the word “wel” on her welcome mat.
yo mama's so poor
 
 
Yo' mama so poor, she had to get a mortgage for her box!
yo mama's so ugly... taco bell
 
 
Yo mama's so ugly, she's like Taco Bell. When people see her, they run for the border.
yo mama's so fat... doctor's office
 
 
Yo mama is so fat, when she went to the doctor's office, they weighed her on the Richter scale!

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