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yo mama's so skinny
 
 
Yo Mama is so skinny, her nipples touch.
yo mama's so hairy
 
 
Yo mama's legs are so big and hairy that when she walks down the street, it looks like two dogs fighting
yo mama's...blue bathing suit
 
 
Yo Mama's so fat that when she goes to the beach in her blue bathing suit, the whales come up and sing "We Are Family".
loitering mama
 
 
Yo mama's so fat, when the cops see her on a street corner they yell, "Hey you guys, break it up!"

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