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Yo Mama


yo mama's... ugly
 
 
Yo mama's so ugly, she walked into a haunted house and came out with a job application.
yo mama's so fat... lipstick
 
 
Yo Mama is so fat, she puts on lipstick with a paint roller.
yo mama's so hairy... tarzan
 
 
Yo mama is so hairy that Tarzan couldn't get through her bush.
yo mama's teeth... church
 
 
Yo momma's teeth are so yellow, she walked into church and smiled and they all sang 'Let it shine, Let it shine, Oh let it shine.'

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