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yo mama's...ugly
 
 
Yo' Mama is so ugly, she can't get a date off a calendar.
yo mama's so fat... c-section
 
 
Yo' mama so fat that she couldn't be born by a C-Section. She had to be born by a C-D-E-F-G Section!
yo mama's so poor... bathroom
 
 
Yo mama is so poor, when I asked her where the bathroom is, she said “Pick a corner.”
yo mama's so fat
 
 
Yo' mama so fat, when she jumps off the high dive, she shows up on radar!

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