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yo mama's so fat... haul ass
 
 
Yo mama is so fat that when she hauls ass she gotta make two trips.
yo daddy is so bald
 
 
Yo daddy is so bald, when he wears a turtleneck he looks like a broken condom.
yo mama's so ugly... your dad
 
 
Yo mama is so ugly, your dad only takes her out on October 31st.
yo mama's so dumb... you were born
 
 
Yo mama so stupid, when you were born she saw the umbilical cord and said, “Hey it comes with cable!”

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