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Yo Mama


yo mama's so greasy
 
 
Yo mama's so greasy, she uses bacon as a band-aid!
yo mama's so poor
 
 
Yo' mama so poor, she was walking with one shoe and I asked if she had lost a shoe.
"No," she said. "I found one."
yo mama's so old
 
 
Yo' mama so old, she got a belly button between her breasts!
yo mama's so fat... telephone company
 
 
Yo mama's so fat, the telephone company gave her two area codes.


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