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yo mama's so fat... noah's ark
 
 
Yo mama's so fat, when she tried boarding Noah's Ark, Noah yelled out the window, 'We only need one of those!'
yo mama's so nasty
 
 
Yo' mama so nasty, she walks by a clock it doesn't say tick-tock, it says Tic-Tac!
yo mama's...fat
 
 
Yo Mama is so fat, when she gets out on the dance floor, she makes the band skip.
yo mama's so bald... shower
 
 
Yo mama is so bald that when she takes a shower she gets brainwashed!

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