Children jokes

"Mommy, Mommy! Where have all your scabs gone?"
"Shut up and eat your corn flakes."

Yo mama so ugly, when she was a baby, she had to have porkchops tied around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.

A little girl goes to the barber shop with her father. While her dad gets his hair cut, she stands right next to the barber chair, eating a Hostess snack cake. The barber says to her, "You know, sweetheart, you're gonna get hair on your Twinkie." "I know," she replies. "I'm gonna get tits too."

Q: What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy falls over?

A: doughnuts