mommy, mommy!
"Mommy, all the kids at school say I'm a werewolf! Is that true?"
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"No, of course not. Now shut up and comb your face."
no cavities
One fine afternoon, a smiling boy arrived home from a dental visit. He called out, “Hey mom, I have no cavities today.”
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His mom stared at him wide-eyed and quite surprised. But she smiled and then frowned knowing the expected. “Let me guess,” she said, “You have not a tooth left.”
national pastime
Show me a man that thinks baseball is the national pastime and I'll show you a man who never played doctor when he was a kid!
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did you hear about the boy bubble who chased...
Did you hear about the boy bubble who chased the girl bubble?
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He wanted to see her bust!
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