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"Some plants," said the teacher, "have the prefix "dog. For instance, there is the dogrose, the dogwood, the dogviolet. Now name another plant prefixed by 'dog'."

"I can," shouted a blonde, "Collieflower!"

this is a poor joke
 
 
Yo mama is so poor she can't even pay attention.
no special sauce?
 
 
Q: How can you tell Ronald McDonald on a nude beach?

A: He's the one with the sesame seed buns!

zookeeper and three boys
 
 
A zookeeper approaches three boys standing near the lions' cage and asks them their names and what they're up to.

The first boy says, "My name's Tommy and I was trying to feed peanuts to the lions."

The second boy says, "My name's Billy and I was trying to feed peanuts to the lions."

The third boy says, "My name is Peanuts."


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