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lsd cocktail
 
 
Q: What do you get if you cross LSD with birth control?

A: A trip without the kids!

mr. bubbles
 
 
Q: Do you remember blowing Mr.Bubbles when you was a kid?

A: Well, he called me last night and told me to tell you ‘hello’.

write this one down
 
 
Knock, knock

Who's there?

You ever hear the joke about the broken pencil?

You ever hear the joke about the broken pencil who?

Nevermind, it's pointless.

ode to a glow worm
 
 
I wish I was a glow worm.

A glow worm's never glum.

It's hard to be downhearted, When the sun shines out your bum!


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