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bed time
 
 
One night a father sent his kid to bed. Five minutes later the boy screamed, 'Dad! Can you get me a glass of water!?!'

'No. You had your chance.'

A minute later the boy screamed 'Dad!! Can you get me a glass of water?'

'No. You had your chance. Next time you ask I'll come up there and spank you.'

'Dad! When you come up to spank me can you bring me a glass or water?'
what did the hispanic fireman...
 
 
Q: What did the Hispanic fireman name his son?

A: Jose.

amelie would be proud
 
 
Q: What do you call a gnome with its head in a Fairies dress?

A: A goblin!

math sucks
 
 
Q: Why is the math book always upset?

A: Because it has a lot of problems.


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