Children jokes

Q: What did the blueberry say to the blueberry?

A: You're a blueberry.

"Teacher, Teacher! I have to go to the bathrom!" Johnny says. "O.K, Johnny," the treacher says,"but first recite the alphabet" "O.K." Johnny says."A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O...Q R S T U V W X Y Z." "You forgot the P" the teacher says. "It's running down my legs!"

A couple wants a divorce, but first they must decide who will be the main guardian of their child. The jury asks both the man and woman for a reason why they should be the one to keep the child. So the jury asks the woman first. She says, "Well I carried this child around in my stomach for nine months and I had to go through a painful birth process, this is my child and apart of me." The jury is impressed and then turns to ask the man the same question. The man replies, "OK, I take a coin and put it in the drink machine and a drink comes out, now tell me who does the drink belong to me or the machine"

Q: Where did the sheep get its haircut?

A: The ba-ba shop