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geometry
 
 
Teacher: John, give me a sentence using the word, "geometry."

John: Okay, there once was this little acorn. Then it grew and grew and woke one day and said, 'Gee, I'm a tree.'
say cheese
 
 
What's the longest word in the dictionary?

Smiles.

Why?

Because there's a mile between the first and last letters.

knock, knock fruits
 
 
Knock, knock who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you a little to young for this site?
boy scout
 
 
Why did the boy scout get kicked out?

He was caught eating a brownie!


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