"It's a period,' said the little boy.
"Well, I can see that,' she said, 'but what is so exciting about a period?'
'Damned if I know,' said the little boy, 'but this morning my sister was missing one, Daddy had a heart attack, Mommy fainted, and the man next door shot himself."
'Why?' he asks.
St. Paul replies, 'When you were nine you killed a bird with a stone.' The same happens to the second guy. He asks why.
St. Paul replies, 'When you were nine you killed a bird with a stone.' The third guy laughs at his friends and says, 'Thank God I didn't do anything like that.' He gets handcuffed to the prettiest girl in heaven. The other two guys ask, 'Why?'
'Because when she was nine she killed a bird with a stone.'
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