Children jokes

During the tour, some of the children needed to go to the toilet, so it was decided that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the other.

As the teacher assigned to the boys waited outside the men's toilet, one of the boys came out and told her that he couldn't reach the urinal. Having no choice, the teacher went inside and began hoisting the little boys up by their armpits, one by one.

As she lifted one up in this manner, she couldn't help but notice that he was unusually well-endowed for an elementary school child.
"I guess you must be in the fifth," she said.

"No ma'am," he replied, "I'm in the seventh, riding Silver Arrow. but thanks for the lift anyhow."

The teacher said, "First you have to say your abc's."

So the kid says, "abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz."

The teacher says, "You forgot the P. Where's the P."

And the boy says, "running down my leg."

A: He was looking for Pooh!