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field trip to the racetrack
 
 
A group of third, fourth and fifth graders accompanied by two female teachers went on a field trip to the local racetrack to learn about thoroughbred horses and the supporting industry.

During the tour, some of the children needed to go to the toilet, so it was decided that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the other.

As the teacher assigned to the boys waited outside the men's toilet, one of the boys came out and told her that he couldn't reach the urinal. Having no choice, the teacher went inside and began hoisting the little boys up by their armpits, one by one.

As she lifted one up in this manner, she couldn't help but notice that he was unusually well-endowed for an elementary school child.
"I guess you must be in the fifth," she said.

"No ma'am," he replied, "I'm in the seventh, riding Silver Arrow. but thanks for the lift anyhow."

mommy, mommy!
 
 
"Mommy, Mommy! Where have all your scabs gone?"
"Shut up and eat your corn flakes."
yo mama so ugly...
 
 
Yo mama so ugly, when she was a baby, she had to have porkchops tied around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.
yum!
 
 
Q: What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy falls over?

A: doughnuts


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