Children jokes

There was a little girl named Fufu.

She went to school one day and her teacher said, "How do you spell your name?"

The girl replied, "F.U. - F.U."

Her teacher sent her to the principal's office.

She got to the principal's office and he said, "First off, how do you spell your name?"

She said, "F.U. - F.U."

He said, "YOU ARE SUSPENDED!"

Q: What did the Hispanic fireman name his son?

A: Jose.

Q: Why is the math book always upset?

A: Because it has a lot of problems.

A nun at a Catholic school is asking her students what they want to be when they grow up. Little Mary declares, "I want to be a prostitute." "What did you say?" asks the nun. "I said I want to be a prostitute," Mary repeats. "Oh, thank heavens," says the nun. "I thought you said a Protestant!"