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no one is safe
 
 
Yo mama so ugly, she make blind kids cry
math sucks
 
 
Q: Why is the math book always upset?

A: Because it has a lot of problems.

jumping rope
 
 
Two teenagers were walking through a park when they saw two rabbits getting it on, fast and furious.

"What are they doing?" asked the girl.

"They're jumping rope," said the boy. "Maybe I'll teach you how someday."

"I think I want you to teach me now," said the girl. So the two went behind some bushes and started getting it on. When the boy had his pants down, the girl asked what that was behind his "rope."

"That," said the boy, "that's my knot."

"Well," said the girl, "untie the knot and give me some more rope."

boys & girls
 
 
What is the difference between a boy and a girl?

A boy is eight times more likely to be convicted of murder.


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