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boys & girls
 
 
What is the difference between a boy and a girl?

A boy is eight times more likely to be convicted of murder.

the chicken was never this clever
 
 
Q: Why did the turtle cross the road?

A: To get to the Shell station

no one is safe
 
 
Yo mama so ugly, she make blind kids cry
mighty mouse
 
 
Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Two, but no one knows how they got in there.


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