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bruce wayne is lame
 
 
Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile?

A: Get in the Batmobile Robin!

chew on this
 
 
Yo mama is so dumb she put a quarter in a parking meter and said, "Hey where's my gumball?"
michael jackson shops at wal-mart
 
 
Q: Why did Michael Jackson run to Wal-Mart?

A: Boys pants were half off.

hold the mayo
 
 
Two college roommates are about to go to bed. The guy in the top bunk has his girlfriend sleeping over and to try to keep quiet, they devise a code. His girlfrend will say tomato if she wants him to go slower and lettuce for him to go faster. As they begin to have sex, the girl starts to moan, "lettuce,lettuce, tomato, tomato!" The roommate on the bottom bunk wakes up the next morning and says, "Stop making sandwiches at night, you got mayonaise in my eye!"

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