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michael jackson shops at wal-mart
 
 
Q: Why did Michael Jackson run to Wal-Mart?

A: Boys pants were half off.

love is blindness
 
 
A little boy was in his room playing with himself, when his father walked in.

"Son! If you masturbate too much, you're gonna go blind!"

"Dad," the boy said, "I'm over here."

children and cars
 
 
Children in the back of the car cause accidents.

Accidents in the back of the car cause children.

bruce wayne is lame
 
 
Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile?

A: Get in the Batmobile Robin!


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