rectum
Johnny's teacher asked the class how their weekends were.
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"Horrible," said Johnny. "A car hit my cat in the ass!"
"Rectum," said the teacher. "Say rectum."
"Rectum? Damn near killed 'em!"
daddy's room
One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her small boy into bed. She was about to turn off the light when he asked with a tremor in his voice, 'Mommy, will you sleep with me tonight?'
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His mother smiled and gave him a reassuring hug. 'I can't dear,' she said. 'I have to sleep in daddy's room.'
A long silence was broken at last by his little voice. 'The big sissy.'
harry potter quiz
What did Harry Potter do when he found the three-headed dog?
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He ran... wouldn't you?
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