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dirty tigger!
 
 
Why is Tigger always so dirty?

Because he plays with Pooh!

telephone operator's proposal
 
 
How did the telephone operator propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.

the definition of
 
 
A first-grade teacher asks her students to give her a sentence with the word fascinate in it. A little girl stands up and says, 'Walt Disney World is so fascinating.'

The teacher says, 'No, that's not correct. I said, fascinate.'

Another little girl stands up and says, 'There's so much fascination when it comes to sea life.'

The teacher again says, 'No, the word is fascinate.'

So a little boy in the back of the room stands up and says, 'Well, my sister has such big boobs that she can only fasten eight of the ten buttons on her shirt.'

first cut is the deepest
 
 
Once upon a time, two little boys, Sammy and Tim, were sharing a room in the hospital. As they were getting to know each other a little bit, Sammy eventually asked Tim, "Hey, what're you in for?"

"I'm getting my tonsils out. I'm a little worried," said Tim.

"Oh, don't worry about it," Sammy said. "I had my tonsils out and it was a blast! I got to eat all the ice cream and Jell-O I wanted for two weeks!"

"Oh yeah?' replied Tim. "That's not half-bad. So, Sammy, how about you? What're you here for?"

"I'm getting a circumcision, whatever that is," Sammy answered.

"Oh my god, circumcision? I got one of those when I was a baby and I couldn't walk for two years!"


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