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lunch is back
 
 
Q: Why do blondes need see through lunch boxes

A: So they can tell if they're coming home or going to work.

a joke of genius
 
 
Q: What did the DNA say to the other DNA?

A: Do these genes make my butt look fat.

jumper
 
 
Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a zombie baby?

A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

urinate
 
 
Mrs. Flebs, a teacher, was standing in front of her class. It was the beginning of the new school year. Mrs. Flebs said, "Okay class, we're going to go around the room and have everybody say a sentence. We'll start with Sarah."

Sarah said, "Cows have spots.

Terrence said, 'Baseball is a sport."

Carla said, "Computers are electronic."

Bobby said, "Urinate."

Mrs. Flebs said, "Bobby, urinate is a word, not a sentence."

Bobby said, "Not ‘urinate', it's you're an eight. And if you had bigger tits you'd be a ten."


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