they're grrrrrreat
One morning, a blonde decides to do a jig-saw puzzle of a tiger. When her husband comes home from work, he finds his wife still staring at the pieces, unable to put any of them together. The blonde looks to her husband confused and says, "Honey, I've been working on this puzzle all day and I can't put any piece together!" Her husband then replies, "Let's put the Frosted Flakes back in the box first."
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jumper
Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a zombie baby?
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A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.
i like long walks on the beach
Two lions are walking along the beach. One turns to the other and says "It's awfully quiet today isn't it?"
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