barbie's christmas beau
A little girl is in line to see Santa. When it's her turn, she climbs up on Santa's lap. Santa asks, "What would you like Santa to bring you for Christmas?"
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The little girl replies, "I want a Barbie and a G.I. Joe."
Santa looks at the little girl for a moment and says, "I thought Barbie comes with Ken."
"No," said the little girl. "She comes with G.I. Joe, she fakes it with Ken."
you might be a redneck if... father
You might be a redneck if your father walks you to school because you're both in the same grade!
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children's games
A little boy runs into his house and asks, “Mom, can little girs have babies?”
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The mom answers, “No, of course not.” The little boy runs outside, yelling, “It's ok, we can play the game again!”
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